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Bio hey gang. how you all doin? Good. Great, now on to me. ill try and not make this too much like my myspace.
but yea, if you come by here, leave me a comment and/or rate me, id appriciate it ![[carrot]](/emotes/carrot.gif)
well lets see, im pretty fuking funny, and this time its NOT about my looks ;) my names Tim ( i kno, a lil late for introductions; sue me). i live in this ghetto ass place named Upper Darby in PA. WHEN i become rich i will be moving to either Florida or Cali. hit me up when i get there =). But i think I'm going to have to visit Canada... lots of cute innocent ladies that need currupting there =) I DONT put up with peoples random bs. i just like havin a good time, just not too much fun; i dont wanna go to jail hmmm, parytin till 4 am, crashin cars, doin drugs, makin babies. the usual.
i play tons of things; hell ill name a bunch of stuff ive played in my years on this earth: trumpet, piano, cello, harmonica (lol) drums, guitar. ect ect. i LOVE to sing. hell, im singing rite now! no lie! like, OMG! its only to Fall out boy rite now though. where is the strikethrough code when you need it lol. FOB haha ew.
Through the keyhole I watched you dress
Kiss and tell
(Loose lips sink ships) i was kickass at trumpet. i was, and prob am still, a bando. YOU CANT TOUCH THIS! i was in Upper Darby's Marching Royals. we were literally almost the best on the east coast. missed 1st place in the Atlantic Coast Championships. we lost 1st place by .05. crazy.
How is is that a guy that sleeps with tons of women is "the man"
but a girl that sleeps with lots of men is a slut?
Oh and if you take me totally seriously on this site you have issues.
anyways, lets see. i could bore you and say i have a sister. and an older bro that is in Iraq rite now, or i could just say WILD KANGEROO SEX
I HAVEN'T BEEN HERE in forever. Am I back? maybe.. time to get some referrals...
I say what I want to btw.
sarcasm rox ass
Likes parties.
i LOVE my friends. and i can still tolerate most of my exes haha.
MUSIC; cant live without it.
poetry. i rock at poetry. you ever wanna hear some tell me ;). some is dark, but very good.
Photoshop
My Cologne Shrine :D (Cool Water, Drakkar, JOOP! Curve Crush ect ect)
chics
Chics that wear sexy perfume (Cool Water for woman is amazing)
piercings
tattoes somewhat.
confidence.
italians. especially tan ones
girls that wear those provocative square/rectangle glasses that are wider than their face.
cream chip beef :-p
Jim Gaffigan! So funny, me and my friend quote him all the time. 'I wish I was a film director in real life. Come home work late and my wife says "where were you?" Annnnnd CUT. Lets try this again; this time you're happy to see me and you dont care where I was. Lets try it topless this time and ACTION! *fake audience voice* "He's a jerk" '
brunettes!!
That's love guys.
you know what would be chawesome.. if people actually commented on my pics like i randomly do ![[yes]](/emotes/yes.gif)
Dislikes assbags.
non-responsive people.
shy people.
bitch-ass hoes.
smokers.
ppl that dont comment back! people that rate me a 1 because they're jealous.
druggies. potheads. im so cool lets go behind those bleachers and smoke ourselves retarded. ppl that drink WAY too much. you know, like 4 shots of liquor before they head out to WORK. or something. a lil bit is all gravvy, but i hate it when its soo much your whole breath smells like a bottle of jack daniels. ![[puke]](/emotes/puke.gif)
Girls that eat unhealthy or are picky eaters. If i wanna get some peanut butter crackers and you'd rather have that box of rice krispy treats, you're gone.
Girls that make stupid faces in pictures.
my biggest thing i hate is when ppl, especially my friends, say Fuck you. i will never put up with that. if you ever want to talk to me again you will never say fuck you. that is the ultimate shun/backfire/whatever you wanna call it.
Music almost anything. ROCK mostly. Blessthefall is my new fav. I love them. SO GOOD. Shitttt. I'll just name some random names (in ALPHABETICAL ORDER now, curtesy of Savanah lol)
..::3 Doors Down::..
..::All That Remains::..
..:: American Football::.. (check them out, great one hit wonders)
..::Andrew W.K. ..::..
..::A Static Lulluby::..
..::Atreyu::..
..::Avenged Sevenfold::..
..::Blessthefall::..
..::Blink-182::..
..:: Bullet For My Valentine::..
..:: Bowling For Soup::..
..::Breaking Benjamin::..
..::Clay Aiken::..
..::Cold::.. (love em)
..::Creed::..
..:: Disturbed::..
..::Emarosa::..new cd (not released) is kick ass. "Her Advice Cost Us A Life"
..::Fall Out Boy::..
..::Finch::..
..::From Autumn To Ashes::..
..::Green Day::..
..::Killswitch Engage::..
..::Senses Fail::..
..::Simple Plan::.. (dont ask)
..::Strung Out::..
..::Taking Back Sunday::..
..::Tantric::..
..::Trapt::..
..::Thrice::..
..::Thursday::..
..::UnderOATH::..
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