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Real Member mMm_waffles (Offline)
"Well the funny thing about my back, Jules...is that it's located on my cock"

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Name : Turd Ferguson
Age / Gender : 18 / Female
Location : New Jersey - US
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Joined : 05/04/06 4:31PM Last online : 10/16/08 12:40AM
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Forum title : Newcomer Profile views : 10718
Sexuality : Bisexual Marital : Single
Drink? : I'm dwunk right now Style : Dork
Smoke? : No Personal site : *- Click to View -*
Ethnicity : Caucasian    
My crush : Bradley =D and your mom...but bradley is first!

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Bio
Allow myself to introduce......myself.......Hola I'm Rachel
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I like tea, music, and things that smell good.

poo
-i enjoy making people laugh, even if it involves me looking like a complete idiot-
-i'm fully convinced that i was a russian prostitute name voodka, in a former life-
-i can recite the Austin Powers versions of "just the two of us", and "hard-knock life"-
Likes
these are a few of the things that make me happy in the pants

.:.GUITAR HERO.:.
.:.keyboards/synths.:.
.:.Reason 4.0.:.
.:.bubble wrap.:.
.:.your mom.:.
.:.old Saturday Night Live.:.
.:.licking gummy bears and throwing them at the movie screen.:.
.:.thowing condoms into random people's shopping cart at Stop&Shop and getting yelled at by a Passaic County Sheriff..HOLLA!.:.
.:.the beach.:.
.:.poetry.:.
.:.drums.:.
.:.drawing/painting/art in general.:.
.:.the "popcorn" button on the microwave.:.
.:.attempting to play the guitar.:.
.:.DDR.:.
.:.video games.:.
.:.sushi.:.
.:.cooking.:.
.:.basketball.:.
.:.making experimental videos.:.
.:.photography&digital imaging.:.

Dislikes

here are a few things that make me not so happy in the pants
.ghettoness.
.wedgies.
. the taste of robitussin cough medicine.
.when i'm about to have a great sneeze and then someone says "bless you" before i sneeze, and it totally dies.
.old hairy wrinkley ballsacks
.i'm not fond of smoking, but i won't get on your case about it unless i really care about you... just don't come near me, or i'll puke on you.
.people who use the word "gestimate".
Music

A7x
ACDC
Alanis Morisette
B
Badfinger
Black Sabbath
The Beach Boys
The Beatles
Billy Idol
Blue Oyster Cult
The Butthole Surfers
C
The Cars
China Crisis
Cream
D
David Bowie
Davinyls
Deep Purple
E
The Eagles
Eric Clapton
F
Foo Fighters
G

Garbage
Guns N’ Roses
H
Heart
I
Iggy Pop
INXS
Iron Maiden
J
Jethrotull
Jimi Hendrix
K
Kinks
Kiss
L
Led Zeppelin
Living Colour
Lou Reed
M
Mindless Self Indulgence
N
Nirvana
O
P

Pink Floyd
Q
Queen
Quiet Riot
R
Radiohead
The Ramones
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Rolling Stones
Rose Tattoo
Rush
S
Sex Pistols
Simon and Garfunkle
Slayer
Sonic Youth
Sound Garden
Squeeze
Styx
T
Tank
Toad the Wet Sproket
Tool
U
V

Van Halen
W
The Who
X
Y
Z

Neil Peart of Rush. He bangs the drums like none other!
Comments - Add Comment
-Pheonix- Oct 23, 6:38 pm
oi
lynzeelatina Oct 16, 9:17 am
thanks dahlin <-3
allaboutimports Oct 15, 10:48 pm
10s!
lynzeelatina Oct 15, 10:42 pm
you're gorgeous<-3

mMm_waffles's reply:
you too! 10s!
!CantPlayThis! Sep 27, 1:17 am
<3
snacks88 Jun 1, 2:30 am
Gave you my tenzzz
Misanthropic May 11, 11:19 pm
Very pretty lady.
br4nd0n_08 May 9, 1:30 am
whuddup doe
tenz!
xXsOuLXx May 6, 11:46 am
no you dont :(
i really really miss you babe!
im so depressed too!
my life fucking SUX!
call me k

mMm_waffles's reply:
gimme yO' digitz again...plz =]
-Pheonix- May 1, 6:36 pm
it means avoiding...


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