Name: Bob
Age: twenty
Sex: Female
Alias: Amber
Location: Owatonna Minnesota
School: Art Institutes, Minneapolis
Favorite Sex Position: Reverse Cowgirl
Motorized Vehicle: Dodge Stratus
Motto: The things that im doing aren't good for my health.
i am left handed and i am dyslexic. this makes it very hard to spell and learn how to do things from right handed people.
i smoke, i drink, i eat meat, i swear and i like to smoke marijuana. i am the anti-straight edge.
i read alot, the giving tree is the best book ever written. i like to rent b-rated movies and at any given moment im probably listening to something you've never heard of.
i have no fucking clue what i want to be when i get old, but im in college anyways.
i am into politics and i am a moderate liberal. do not lump me with the rest of them, there is a reason i said moderate.
i often look stoned in pictures, when im not. or am i?
i cuss like a sailor
i dont wear socks.
i like adventures, hot pockets, menthols, men, tattoos, web design, graphic design, photography, reading, sewing, drawing, skinny dipping, loud noises, domestic violence glasses, history, fantasy series, farscape--it's tv crack I SWEAR, being dominated, zelda, computer games, my nintendo double screen lite, roleplaying (like d'n'd not in the bedroom), mosh pits, picture comments, indiana jones and rainy days.
i love milk. 2% only
I don't like the taste of food, i like the taste of cavenders.
in a man i like tattoos, peircings, hair, humor, height, and a good sense of style. im kind of a man when it comes to relationships. i want someone to have sex with atleast daily, a good conversation and perhaps an occasional dinner/show together. that's basically all i need.
i dont like bad tattoos, most women, pop music, feminists, affirmitive action, discrimination, theives, moochers, hussies, ninjas, purses, socks, beer, bacon, beer battered bacon, greese, fast-food (except taco johns..gotta love that), un-natural drugs and stupid people (seriously...).
rootbeeer. i fucking hate rootbeer.
fuck driving. that's why i have this lady called dezi. she drives me everywhere. in
our car.
one of my biggest pet peeves is when people are listening to cds (especially in my car) and constantly change the song after 30 seconds *looking for that one song that i dont know the name of..but ill like totally know the it when i hear it* even when im grooven to a song. albums are albums for a reason. they're like a novel. you dont just go skipping through the book until you find this one chapter that is interesting..you read it in its entirety. an album is a story..specfically placed in a certain order SO FUCKING LISTEN TO THE ALBUM. NOT THIRTY SECONDS OF EACH SONG ALIENATING EVERY ONE IN THE CAR.
in a man i dont like bad tattoos (just because you have them doesnt make you sexy), players, shyness, egos and mustaches. you do not look sexy. only old men can pull off a mustache. and i do not like old men.
this v that:
pirates v ninjas: pirates
will ferrell v anyone else: anyone else
larry david v jerry Seinfeld: larry david
clubbin v bar hopping: barhopping
large group v close friends: large group
road trip v vactioning: road trip
i spend my days translating the book of love
only to rip out all the pages
and spit on them
fuck love i say
lust makes the world go round.
-me
people think im strange. you probably will too. i dont blame you.
i used to have this really huge list of all sorts of music that i listen to. if you really want to know just ask..but ill tell you now it's just about everything. i listen to mainstream hip hop when i want to get ready for a party..and that's the only time. i hate country. but i dig funk, blues, punk rock, alternative rock, indie rock, oldies, underground hip hop, techno, msi (genre of it's own), and lots of other things...
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