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Name : Jordan
Age / Gender : 23 / Male
Location : Ontario - CA
City : Hamilton
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Joined : 05/17/05 9:45PM Last online : 01/09/09 8:29AM
Forum posts : 631 Posts / day : 0.47
Forum title : Fiend Profile views : 9910
Sexuality : Heterosexual Marital : Single
Drink? : I'm dwunk right now Style : Gamer
Smoke? : No Personal site : n/a
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My crush : Krizzta

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Bio
I'm Jordan, Im pretty tall (5'11"), brown hair/eyes (how average :P ) and consider myself ok lookin, bleh.

I have a FLAMING RED BEARD and I'll probably never get rid of it, mostly
[rideme]

Im cynical and opinionated. basically....

And for all you girls out there, READ THIS!!
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=cam_whore

Enjoy!!!!

I like shiney things and things with batteries in them. Even moreso if they are green or red in colour. They are lifes main amusement :P

I finished my first year of college at Mohawk here in Hamilton, taking Civil Engineering. Woot. I havent been back for the rest, and probably wont anytime soon. Still. I dont let that represent what i am very much.

Ive come to decide that most people deserve the benefit of the doubt; but once they mess that up theres not alot a person can do to change who they are and how they present themselves.

For those about to rock, we salute you.
Likes
I like anyone with a brain, specifically if your into math or philosophy/theology. I just find it all facinating.

Definately into brains and humour in a girl, a cute smile. I dont like ignorance, bleh

I have this phobia about not trusting someone untill i see them on a webcam (or real life), lets say ive actually had weird, freaky stalkers... I prefer naughty, its really neat. Yea neat. *sarcasm* but really i do.

I like dirty girls too. Only after a shower though.. HAH


*EDIT* If that EVER turned anyone off, I wrote is as a half-kidding sort of joke. So relax, Im not a total weirdo. More like 1/5 weirdo. Bwahahaha :P
Dislikes
Skinny people. We will have our revengeeee!!!


Completely classless/senseless people, who have no idea whats going on outside the life they built around them.

Nagging about insignificant issues. Go figure ;)

Control freaks. Sheep! (those who follow the crowds...) -- = -- Smokers/Druggies/Crackheads and the like... I hate people who are bitter, and LOVE being that way; i try not to be bitter myself, although i often catch myself.

Things that arent green or red. Ewwww. LoL
Comon folks. If you dislike too many things, youre just a twat in the end. Live life and have a good time. Toodles!
Music
Wow, music... im into a lot. In May 2005 saw Phantom of the Opera in NYC, and although i already knew the score loosely, i was totally blown away. Sooo i guess you could say im open to many forms of music.

Except rap *coughbullshit* and country, which with a few exceptions, are mainly for stupid people with too much money to throw around making their money from people with not enough money to eat. Ha, take that.

I love electronica. Specifically Dj Tiesto, Daft Punk, ect. I think its brilliant. So many forms, so many balances. It takes someone who knows music and sound to really appreciate its beautiful complexities. Except for the mainstream Euro style crap you hear on the radio. That shit is pure garbage and gives us a bad name.

My favorite feeling regarding music is when you're browsing radio stations, and something Floyd or Zeppelin is just starting.. ohh yea, its orgasmic..

My favourite Led Zeppelin song is definately 'Since ive been loving you' from Led Zeppelin III. Awsome sound to it. I like any song that makes my eyes water because of its awsomeness, but this ones the best. I wish i could play this song... on something... *EDIT* I can now play this song on my bass, WOOHOO


My favourite song of all time is TIME - PINK FLOYD. It makes my spine tingle. It makes me sweat sometimes. It makes me peddle 30% faster on my bike. Whoa, awsomeness.
BUT, my favourite album is The Wall.. its a better 'album', but not nesscesarilly with my favourite songs (although they are all awsome songs anyway). The "The Wall" film version was pure genious if you ask me. GENIUS!


K lets list what i can...

Dj Tiesto (#1 world dj)
Kosheen
Paul van Dyke
Paul Oakenfold
Daft Punk
Infected Mushroom
Dieselboy
Mark Oliver
... hundreds others...

Led Zeppelin
Pink Floyd
MUSE
Heart
Who
Supertramp
CHAIMAIRA
ALL SHALL PERISH
Nirvana
Pixies
Radiohead
The Tea Party
Rammstein
Rage Against the Machine
System of a Down
Rob Dougan
WOLFMOTHER
White Stripes
Greenday
Marilyn Manson
KoRn
Our Lady Peace
Blur
Tool
Soundgarden
Rush
Boston


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Comments - Add Comment
CanOfWank Jan 8, 9:03 am
it's 2.03pm & I am le tired! Been at work for the past 6 hrs. Gay.
Yourself?

ShogunStrato's reply:
Been at work since 11pm local... 9am here, just got home :P

Fire ze missels? :)
CanOfWank Jan 8, 9:01 am
Waterford, Ireland.

ShogunStrato's reply:
Never been :P How are we this morning / whatever time it is there?
mills Jan 6, 10:17 pm
hey.. whats up
Frosted_Pubeys Jan 6, 3:59 pm
he needs to update more

ShogunStrato's reply:
I KNOW! I still love the Pc-Mac video :P
Frosted_Pubeys Jan 6, 3:57 pm
Told ya! lol

ShogunStrato's reply:
Kudos on the maddox link :)
-Britanie420- Jan 6, 3:48 pm
Haha Thank you! I think I might have to return the favor.
poochie Dec 31, 6:23 pm
lollll no.
poochie Dec 31, 6:22 pm
whaaaattt?

ShogunStrato's reply:
Thought you died. Hey.
white_magick3 Dec 30, 4:38 pm
haha, yea I've grown up. That was an interesting trip home though I'd have to say :P
white_magick3 Dec 30, 4:36 pm
LMAO... remember me?

ShogunStrato's reply:
Yea! You sat with me (and other..) on the way back, you look much different too! Cute :D


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