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Name : Donald PAUL Something
Age / Gender : 46 / Male
Location : Quebec - CA
City : Montreal
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Joined : 10/15/07 10:12PM Last online : 09/03/10 2:23PM
Forum posts : 14 Posts / day : 0.01
Forum title : Fresh Out the E-womb Profile views : 9850
Sexuality : Heterosexual Marital : Single
Drink? : Yes Style : Dork
Smoke? : No Personal site : n/a
Ethnicity : Caucasian    
My crush : n/a

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Bio
*Paul (middle name)...Don (first)

*15 in some ways, 25 in other ways, 35 by look, 45 for real, 55 in grey hair & back

*I'm Gemini so think of me as two 22 1/2 year olds in their prime combined in 1 old fart...with a heterosexual masculine side and a lesbian feminine side

*I'm like Hell in the sack. When I ask a woman to join me in the sack, she says "Like Hell!"

*6' 1 1/2" tall...all legs

*blue eyes and dark brown hair with distinguished grey

*adopted when I was 5 months old

*named after Donald Duck cuz when the folks came to adopt me, I had a sailorish type top and no diaper or pants on, and feathers from a pillow were flying around and sticking to my ass cuz I had a tantrum

*work in printing in prepress

*write & draw left handed but can't fully extend or flex that arm cuz of an accident...mouse right handed...type with 2 fingers

[caflag] Canada is spelled C,eh? N, eh? D, eh?

Sorry if my presence here offends you but don't take my more silly stupid goofy geeky cheesy sleazy corny horny porny flirty dirty perverty comments seriously...there are some messages with normalcy and sincerity...I'm not really making any moves on anyone

Was kidding about the sailor top and feathers stuff but was named after Donald Duck
Likes
*DVDs of tv shows, movies and animation
*playing backgammon, Boggle, Scrabble and pool
*watching hockey and playing in hockey pools
*beer, Southern Comfort and vodka
*pizza, soup, sandwiches, chicken, Asian food, Hint of Lime Tostitos with spinach dip
*crunching up Lifesavers, coughdrops, lollipops and candy instead of sucking them
*walking around Montreal
*sketching and doodling
*comic books and strips and cartoons
*books by Stephen King and John Irving
*hanging out with family and friends
*play on word/name jokes or making up words by adding y, ish, ness, able and such...and rhymes
*lemonade and iced teas
Dislikes
*APPS!
*when I get that crossed toes feeling
*wearing long johns...and shirts buttoned up
*brussel sprouts, liver, meatloaf and bananas
*most movies based on comic books and old TV shows
*when banner ads for smilies start going "HELLOOOOOOO?"
*being a half assed cartoony drawer...wish I was fully assed at it!
*how the alphabet is mixed up on keyboards...the numbers are in order

*Tuesdays...worse than Mondays because the work week's routine sinks in more
*a woman who thinks with her vagina and only really wants to get into my pants [tongue]
*piercings...have always had an uncontrolable inner flinch reaction to facial piercings
Music
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-EN8dpAvBw

A bit of everything...U2, Sarah McLachlan, Beatles, Paul McCartney & Wings, Jet, The Hives, Elvis, Aretha Franklin, Billy Idol, Collective Soul, Doobie Brothers, a lot of 1970's music, Motown, Shania Twain, Cranberries, that rock swing wave of the 1990's, the themes from Jonny Quest and Cowboy Bebop, opera when it's in Bugs Bunny cartoons
* * * * *

Bonus points if you know where this comes from...

It's a great big universe
And we're all really puny
We're just tiny little specks
About the size of Mickey Rooney

* * * * *

MOVIES:
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, This is Spinal Tap, The Godfather (& Part II), The Foul King, Delicatessen, Alien, Fargo, Raising Arizona, The Shawshank Redemption, The Green Mile, Die Hard, WALL-E, The Iron Giant, The Sword in the Stone, Grosse Pointe Blank, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Jaws, Big Fish, Death Note, Election, Being John Malkovich, Suspicion, Rear Window, Black Hawk Down, The Taking of Pelham 123 (1974), Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai, The Good The Bad and The Weird, Mr. & Mrs. Smith, Speed, the 4 Christopher Guest directed improv films: Waiting for Guffman, Best in Show, A Mighty Wind & For Your Consideration

TV SHOWS:
Everybody Loves Raymond, Flight of the Conchords, The Wire, My Name is Earl, Seinfeld, Entourage, The Dick Van Dyke Show, The Mary Tyler Moore Show, The Bob Newhart Show, Eastbound & Down, How I Met Your Mother, The Beverly Hillbillies, The Big Bang Theory, Human Giant, The Odd Couple, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Testees, The Inbetweeners, The Office, The Life & Times of Tim, Dr. Katz Professional Therapist, SpongeBob SquarePants, Rocky & Bullwinkle, The Powerpuff Girls, Samurai Jack, The Venture Bros., Cowboy Bebop, Batman, Kim Possible, Dexter's Laboratory, Dexter, Kolchak: The Night Stalker, Mad Men, Breaking Bad, My Own Worst Enemy, The Middleman, Chuck, Burn Notice, The X-Files, Pushing Daisies, Angel, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Xena Warrior Princess, Alfred Hitchcock Presents, Hockey Night in Canada, The Ultimate Fighter, Anthony Bourdain's No Reservations

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xlivelovelaughx Sep 3, 1:44 pm
Yep, for almost 3 weeks now.
BreatheIntoMe Sep 3, 12:05 pm
lol woo hoo
BreatheIntoMe Sep 3, 12:04 pm
that sounds about right for me as well. met my ex on here. sooo i joined like may of 05 ish
BreatheIntoMe Sep 3, 11:42 am
lol would of been longer if i didnt delete my last couple of ones

Paulished's reply:
I had an account before this one, which is almost 3 years old, so I guess I was around about 5 years ago at first
misfit_missy Sep 3, 9:52 am
haha thanks :)

that was sweet, lmao missylaneous, pretty witty if i do say so myself :p
xX-Gunz-Gurl-Xx Aug 30, 8:16 pm
lol Aww thanks!!! :) <3
Mizz-Sexii Aug 30, 9:58 am
i knew what it meant, lol but was wondering where you saw me and your right, it was, i searched myself and found this account, deleted my other profile with my ugly salute lol

Paulished's reply:
Ugly? Impossible!
BreatheIntoMe Aug 30, 9:14 am
meh thats ok. i see even spanish speaking people do spanglish.
BreatheIntoMe Aug 30, 8:58 am
awww thats so sweet. i could never learn french

Paulished's reply:
My French isn't perfect. I get by with Frenglish mixing.
BreatheIntoMe Aug 30, 7:55 am
translated would be sweet. and to hear it would be SWEET lol

Paulished's reply:
"Tu est vraiment tres bienvenue beaucoup, ma belle, jolie et oolable mademoiselle"

Translated = You are truly very welcome, my lovely, sweet and oolalable (same in both languages) woman.

If you want to hear that and then some in its natural linguistic habitat, come visit me


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