Name your price.

Umm, I want to play a thumb war but you have to let me win.

Because then I am holding your hand and also feel like a winner.

lmfao itd deffinatly be a good ice breaker to meet new people!
" hey, try my hair! its delicious!" lmfaoo

I love you more then cheese burger flavored Doritos :P

i miss you baby

awh shankss! i like your brownie brown hair as well ;D

mmm. I wish my hair was actually made of brownies.

alright its cool.
so how are you handsome?

Decent! I like your blondie blonde hair.

Oh, I do... I do.

Neato!

I like that word. Use it lots.

I don't know.. would it?

If you asked a lot of questions, it would just be "I ask"

lmfao nope, got a problem?

Kinda.

But it's complicated and stupid, I don't want to get into it.