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Bio I am not politically correct.
I do not censor myself, ever.
I can curse in more languages than you.
I can move between dimensions in my sleep.
I don't sleep.
I'm faster than a speeding bullet.
I look damn good in a suit.
One day Jeremy met Beer. They fell in love, and they lived happily ever after.......until Scotch came along and fucked everything up. Then, all three of them lived in semi-perfect harmony.
Strapped for cash in the mid-1950s, Kurt Vonnegut took a job at Sports Illustrated, though he “didn’t care or know squat about sports.”
They asked him to write a piece about a racehorse that had jumped the fence at the local track. He fed a page into his typewriter, stared at it for several hours, typed “The horse jumped over the fucking fence” and left. Likes Reading, cooking new things, sleeping (when I can), staying up all night (like I usually do) mixing drinks, drinking, singing in the shower, video games, going on random adventures, John Keats, Orson Scott Card, and anything Stephen King related.
Dislikes Parking tickets, 4 hour meetings, Mondays in general, the word "rofl," people who think weed is a drug, Democrats, those people who will come up to you when you're smoking and say "smoking causes cancer," insomnia, really bright colours, clowns, people who smell like sausage, the crazy homeless people in Manhattan, Syrians, people who talk too much, poor grammar, white supremacists, uneducated religious fanatics, and Oprah. Fuck Oprah.
Music This month I'm into Gary Moore, tune in next month for something that will probably be wildly different.
Anything like Radiohead or Sigur Rós is fine by me.
And Jeff Buckley, always.
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