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Real Member Libra -BASTARD- (Offline)
i'm not black like barry white, but i'm white like jack black is...been keepin it bitchin since 1984

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Name : Jordan
Age / Gender : 25 / Male
Location : Tennessee - US
City : Chatt
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Joined : 09/12/05 11:06PM Last online : 09/01/10 10:14PM
Forum posts : 9473 Posts / day : 5.21
Forum title : Titan Profile views : 22133
Sexuality : Heterosexual Marital : In love
Drink? : n/a Style : n/a
Smoke? : No Personal site : n/a
Ethnicity : Caucasian    
My crush : oh her, she's just a friend

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Jordan loathes bios. Jordan hates when people talk about themselves in 3rd person. Jordan is tweakin. Jordan likes to drink Yuengling. Jordan looks at porn when his lady is doing yoga. Jordan doesn't want you to tell her that. Jordan is a nuerotic, self-obsessed non-blogger. Jordan wants to dive into a large body of water with a knife in his mouth. Jordan is currently wearing a cape. Jordan would like to get kicked out of a casino for winning too much money. Jordan has a dog that needs a bath. Jordan is the Worlds Leading Expert in the life of Peter Tomarkin. Jordan participates in synchronized group dance during any Kenny Loggins song. Jordan is an Illegal Immigrant. Jordan is voting for Hannah Montana. Jordan likes the word shsfdnvioasodfsdjfffffffff. Jordan doesn't understand why all of his pants pockets come from the store sewn together. Jordan has hair plugs. Jordans lady is never wrong. Jordan looks great in a pantsuit. Jordans real name is Rosenblatt. Jordan doesn't like when you do that. Stop doing that. Seriously. Stop. Jordan likes to do all of his shopping on horseback. Jordan stole that joke from Pat Dixon. Jordan hates the guy that wears 2 polo shirts at the same time and pops both collars. Jordan pet peeve is when TV and radio people ask about your pet peeves. Jordan is wondering how much of this you're actually reading. Jordans middle name is Kraig. Jordans nickname in high school was uck. Jordan would like better gifts from strangers this year. Jordan wants to cuddle with you. Yes you. Right now. Lets make this happen.


I'm actually too nice for the internet to accept me.
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turd sandwiches and giant douches
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Miss-Speck Sep 2, 4:52 pm
:)
Greenish Jun 28, 3:33 pm
hm yea i dont get it
omg_stfu Jun 24, 3:35 pm
Miss Yew.
whathejenny Jun 22, 12:37 am
rude!
whathejenny Jun 22, 12:35 am
whatevz

-BASTARD-'s reply:
nvm, i think i may have been giving too much credit.
whatevz!
whathejenny Jun 22, 12:33 am
you should be more specific though

-BASTARD-'s reply:
nah, that takes all the fun out of it then.
whathejenny Jun 22, 12:29 am
what do you mean by that? lol

-BASTARD-'s reply:
it's complimentary, don't worry.
MURDERFACEx Jun 11, 12:44 pm
a grrrreat one :)

-BASTARD-'s reply:
i sure was hoping so.
thought we may be ready to fight
MURDERFACEx Jun 10, 12:57 am
grrrrr

-BASTARD-'s reply:
is that good grrrrr, or a great one?
Absolut_Chaos Jun 10, 12:26 am
nah, none that i can recall, freestyling is haaard i can't do it either


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